New Mayor of Fort Woof, Isabella, Runs Golden Campaign

HOBO PROMISES TO KISS THE BABIES AND SHAKE ALL THE HANDS

I, Hobo, American Canines Bulldog, do hereby acknowledge my candidacy for Mayor of Fort Worth Dog Park. I am a dog among dogs, a commoner like my friends. There is not a rear that I won’t sniff or a human that I won’t slobber on. I love dogkind and humankind. I will kiss the babies and shake all of the hands.

It is with great anticipation of the opportunity to serve you, my canine friends and those pesky human pets we have, that I will serve in great capacity to keep FT. WOOF DOG PARK the utmost social destination in Ft. Woof. I am also running on a platform that gives opportunity to all dogs and their humans. It does not matter if you are a purebred show dog, a friendly rescue, or a mutt from the alley. I welcome all to my campaign and will support all dogs.

I, however, do not support all humans, those that use us for fighting, non-necessary experimentation, and leave us to die at kill shelters. I hope to support all rescue organizations (I am a product of one) and dog friendly destinations such as Ft. Woof Dog Park, shopping areas and restaurants.

Thank you for your vote and I look forward to serving as your mayor.

ROSCOE “P. COLTRANE” WILSON IS IN “HOT PURSUIT” OF THE FORT WOOF MAYORAL OFFICE!

Unlike his namesake, Roscoe Wilson has not found a “Boss Hogg” to fund his election so he needs YOUR help. He’s a proud Pomeranian who thinks it’s time for a small dog to rule. He and his sister Trixie, a toy fox terrier, love the dog park very much and have been coming out to play since the beginning. Roscoe is a fun-loving, smart, and friendly pup in favor of equality for all. He LOVES big dogs but his mom gets scared too easily and won’t let him play with any of them. As you might be able to tell from his picture, he’s not shy; he wants you to know he’s available for Fort Woof whenever photo opportunities may arise.

Roscoe has been an advocate for the rules at the dog park; he knows how important obedience is! Roscoe also knows how important fun is too. You may have seen him around this summer taking a dip in the “swimming pool” — cooling his feet and whatever else he could fit into the water bowl. The only thing Roscoe would change about the park is how often he gets to go play. He’s Fort Woof’s #1 fan.

Vote for Roscoe!

That’s a big 10-4!

ISABELLA, THE GOLDEN CHOICE FOR MAYOR

Isabella Hutchinson announced today that she is throwing her bandana in the race for Mayor of the Fort Woof Dog Park. At the press conference, held atop, yes, atop the blue picnic table, Isabella unleashed her campaign platform. She encourages all her constituents to:

• Be Loyal
• Delight in the simple joys of a long walk
• Unleash your talents
• Make new friends
• Learn new tricks, no matter your age
• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them

There are no skeletons in her closet (well, other than a few dog toys with the stuffing removed). Isabella is a bi-partisan supporter of all animals; creed, colors or breed and she holds firm that everybody should have a blue teddy bear and a rock to hold in their mouths. She believes that all problems could be solved by kissing and snuggling.

Isabella is super friendly and greets everyone with a triple tail wag and has the political backing of the fedex guy, the UPS guy AND the ever-important mailman.

Isabella has a long history of support of the dog park and has been visiting it just about weekly since she was a baby. She is willing to get down and dirty (literally) to make sure all of the citizens of the dog park are happy, happy, happy!

BRITTANY BROWN JOINS MAYORAL RACE

1. Mayor from Small Dog side
2. More bark in the media
3. Start a “Red Hat Lassies”

LUKE LAYS DOWN HIS CAMPAIGN

Being the avid reader that I am (what can I say...my mom’s a teacher), I have become very interested in the latest Governors race. I love to chase the newspaper all over the house...and recently learned about the word politics in it! I think this politics stuff just might be the route for me!

So I hear you are supposed to promise stuff to your 4 legged buddies and share about your touching experiences (to win over the sappy female hounds of course) :) Well, here it goes:

I am a growing boy of 10 months, and am searching for my path in this paw-riffic life. I, along with my twin brother Duke, was rescued from the side of a cold road last December by some nice strangers. I was cold, hungry, and only 4 weeks old. I was taken to a local animal shelter where my mommy rescued my brother and I. Boy oh boy was that a long 3 weeks I spent there, though. As your mayor I will avidly "bark" up all the right trees to make sure that all no kill animal shelters are supported in their efforts to help rescue our fellow hound friends.

I promise to:

1. Always encourage my fellow paw friends to get their humans to clean up after us when we “gotta go,”
2. Howl for more fire hydrants at the park (I know how you love them), and
3. Bark for more activities at the park where we can meet new friends

Being that I just recently got neutered, I promise to help comfort all scared pups, and to encourage their humans to get all pets neutered. The last thing I want is for any unwanted pups to end up at that horrible animal shelter like me!

Oh, and, by the way...I think that Fort Woof is the most awesome dog park ever!

So, c’mon, take a chance on an ole’ Heinz 57 like me! I give great kisses to those who vote!

Luke Thompson for mayor!

SADIE SEEKS TO RACE TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS IN MAYORAL ELECTION

Sadie McGovern has announced her plans to launch a major challenge to Fort Woof incumbent, Mondale.

Sadie has been affiliated with the Fort Woof Dog Park since it’s inception. She is a dog’s dog who will foster an atmosphere of cooperation as Fort Woof’s mayor. Sadie is a highly energetic gal who welcomes votes from all breeds, but will heavily court the important retriever vote. Although she’s never held political office, Sadie has the rare and valuable talent to be able to make friends with anyone and build a solid, effective team. Sadie’s platform will be one of inclusion—she loves cats and counts several among her closest advisors—however, she agrees that Fort Woof should remain a dog only retreat.

Two issues near and dear to Sadie’s heart are exercise and sensitivity to dogs with physical challenges. Sadie’s had some agility dog training and knows that responsible exercise is good for everyone! In recent months, however, Sadie has been plagued by seizures brought on by the extreme heat coupled with complications from her malformed sinuses. Being a native Texan, Sadie knows how hot it can get here and cautions all her fellow canines to slow down in extreme heat and make sure you drink plenty of water! She’s had to take it easy this summer, but has plans to come out playing strong in upcoming, cooler months.

Vote for Sadie to be the next mayor of Fort Woof!

LEUK O’POD MILLS THROWS HIS COLLAR IN THE RING

As a first time mayoral candidate, Leuk O’Pod Mills seeks the votes of all his friends from the watering station at Fort Woof. You’ve seen his smiling face patiently waiting for the next person to give him a soak from the hose. As a dark horse candidate, Leuk promises hearty welcomes to all Fort Woof visitors—bipeds & quadrupeds alike. “I love dogs, humans, & even CATS!” beams the optimistic candidate. In his press conference, Leuk confirmed reports that he does live with two felines and the experience has profoundly affected his opinion of inter-species harmony. “I’ve learned that we really CAN all get along.” quips the candidate.

A pound puppy himself, one who literally missed euthanasia by an hour, Leuk vehemently endorses pound adoptions and no-kill shelters. “Every dog needs someone to love.” Candidate Mills appreciates every new day with all his heart & is convinced that his dog pound brethren have the same love of life.

In 2006, vote for Leuk Mills & his carpe diem attitude — ELECT A MUTT FOR MAYOR!!!

MOCHA MAN FOR MAYOR

I am truly a dog for all dogs. While I am a pure breed, I am not a snob - I came from a puppy mill Whippet Rescue shut down - Yes, I am a rescue and proud of it! As a whippet, I am not a pretender in undestanding the critical greyhound vote - we sight hounds know these issues by heart!

On “our issues,” I put my money where my snoot is...... I have participated in and completed every Pooch & Pals Promenade since its inception - even the rain years and I have never cut the course short.

Also, I was called on and participated in the Parade of Rescues at the American Whippet Club Nationals.

My platform is simple:

• a warm comfy bed
• soft pillows
• and most critically............a SCOOBY DOO BLANKET FOR ALL!!!!

HAUS PROPOSES P.U.P.P. (Public Universities for Puppies and their People)

I, Haus, am going to fight for more funding towards public puppy education. This wonderful city of Fort Woof has many great opportunities for dogs to be educated, but not enough of us get the chance to experience them. Management, that's what I like to call Mom and Dad, allowed me to obtain a higher education. It has opened the door for me to experience more car rides, more treats, and more social outings. Many people are scared of me simply because I am a Doberman. I am very affectionate, loving, well behaved and I am living proof that with the proper education, stereotypes can be broken. This is where I will ask all of my fellow four legged citizens of Fort Woof and their managements to unite with me.

Vote for Haus and plan P.U.P.P. (Public Universities for Puppies and their People)

KEESHA BARRA TAKES ANOTHER RUN

For immediate release--
Undeterred by her narrow loss to Good Dog and political veteran, Mondale, in last year’s election, Keesha Barra is seeking more support from deeper pockets this year. “As a rescue dog, my mommy says I rescued her, rather than the other way around. I feel blessed to be part of a family, but know there are many more dogs who need loving homes. My vision includes no more homeless or abused pets. I remain committed to the breakdown of social and economic barriers that sorely divide our nation. (I’m talking to you, Deep Pockets) I dream of a leash-free world!”
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Keesha is a strong and wise Alpha female who stays in shape by beating up her larger brothers and chasing gulls and breakers on the Texas beaches. She also volunteers locally as a therapy dog.

BEAR BLAIR IS IN THE RACE

This pit-bully maintains ZERO tolerance for cruelty to animals and “blood sport”. He supports maximum penalty for “Blood Sport” dog fighting! Bear promises to actively campaign for a price decrease in novelty dog items such as cow knuckles, leather collars, veggie treats, and tug ropes. He also believes strongly in socialism- the dog park, all toys belonging to neighborhood children, community landscaping, the mailman’s shorts- they should all be community property shared by the canine population. His mission is aligned with local shelters and humane societies: to relieve suffering, support the well-being, prevent cruelty, and provide legal and ethical protection of ALL animals! Vote for Bear!

SAMPSON “MOOSE” HILL JOINS MAYORAL RACE

This is Sampson’s first big political race and although he doesn’t have any direct experience in office, he’s running on his staunch belief in spaying and neutering (backed by personal experience.) “No Choice” is where it’s at. To end over-crowding in shelters and euthanization of unwanted animals, there is NO CHOICE but to have your pets spayed or neutered to control the pet population. Sampson embraces all dogs and cats alike, actively pursuing a future where both species will live happily in cozy homes, surgically altered for the betterment of society.

Sam Hill for Mayor - Make your “No Choice” voice heard.

INCUMBENT MONDALE PASSES AWAY

Mondale the Miniature Schnauzer, the current mayor of Fort Woof, passed away on October 8, 2006. Mondale was an early “poster dog” for the dog park concept in Fort Worth, attending city meetings and collecting petition signatures to convince the City of Fort Worth to build a dog park. Mondale appeared on television and in the Star Telegram to promote Fort Woof. During his tenure as mayor, Fort Woof was named the “Best Dog Park in the U.S.” by Dog Fancy Magazine.

Although Mondale is no longer with us to hold office, his human, Jason Smith, has agreed to keep Mondale on the ticket so that people can “vote” for Mondale as a memorial. Mondale is not eligible to be mayor, but your voting dollars will go to support a place near and dear to Mondale... Fort Woof.